pootrash

Pootrash is what you refer to when you fart too hard and it gIves you a rash in your buttcrack.

Aww man, do you have some ointment, my pootrash is itching again.

by Friedgreenhoslaya May 27, 2016

Pootash

When you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone's nose.

"Hay Sam, I just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is shite all day."

by Dickhead July 19, 2003

Pootash

To perform a pootash you must, firstly find a victim, secondly rub your finger around your butt hole until it stinks of shit ( how much rubbing depends on your personal hygiene), thirdly rub said shitty finger across the top lip of said victim. If performed correctly the victim smells shit all day especially if pootashed without their knowledge.

I pootashed Jim while he was sleeping and he’s been trying to figure out why he can smell shit when nobody else can.

by Spoopleman May 10, 2018

Poorash

The act of getting a sore bottom through not wiping properly

My ass is killing me I think I've got poorash

by Poorash October 13, 2010

Pootash

Facial hair that is primarily constructed from someone elses faeces...

My gosh your pootash is looking yellow, is it made from John's shit (poo poo)?

Err yes!!! oh look a piece of sweetcorn!!!

Safe!

by Terry the STI ferry July 24, 2008

poonrash

Vaginal STD.

This women gave me a poonrash after we had sex. Crabs or some other STD

by Thomas Hood January 19, 2004

Kim Pootrass

A slutty singer with poosic that sounds so weird that you wanna get the poop outta your ass (hence her name).
Kim Pootrass’s genre is hyperpoop, exaggerated poop poosic.

You: Kim Pootrass is one of the weirdest singers out there.
Me: She’s ok, at least her music has tunes.
You: But it’s autotune.
Me: But at least it fits with her genre of hyperpoop.

by gregben February 26, 2022