Poorash

The act of getting a sore bottom through not wiping properly

My ass is killing me I think I've got poorash

by Poorash October 13, 2010

Poorosh

Another word for someone of Asian or Middle-Eastern decent.

I'm going to India on holiday. I might see a few Pooroshes.

by D_K February 27, 2011

Pootash

When you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone's nose.

"Hay Sam, I just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is shite all day."

by Dickhead July 19, 2003

Pootash

To perform a pootash you must, firstly find a victim, secondly rub your finger around your butt hole until it stinks of shit ( how much rubbing depends on your personal hygiene), thirdly rub said shitty finger across the top lip of said victim. If performed correctly the victim smells shit all day especially if pootashed without their knowledge.

I pootashed Jim while he was sleeping and he’s been trying to figure out why he can smell shit when nobody else can.

by Spoopleman May 10, 2018

poonashing

when a man takes a lamp cord and wraps it around a girl's neck, plugs it in, and turns it on and off while fucking her.

Dude last night me and my girl were poonashing for so long that the lightbulb blew out!

by pooponkittens January 8, 2011

Poorachute

When you're taking a poo and the hot air/fumes flow up through the neckhole in your shirt and filter right past your face.

Damn i had to take off my shirt for that one, the poorachute effect was to strong to handle.

by Pooventer March 4, 2011

Pootash

Facial hair that is primarily constructed from someone elses faeces...

My gosh your pootash is looking yellow, is it made from John's shit (poo poo)?

Err yes!!! oh look a piece of sweetcorn!!!

Safe!

by Terry the STI ferry July 24, 2008