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pootertoot 

pootertoot is awesome
pootertoot by AGrz October 21, 2008

pooter tooter 

this is a woman who can queef on demand by magically sucking air through their butthole and pushing it out their vag...i have no idea!
Girl:"hey check this out!"
Vag:"pfrrrpt"
Guy:"what the hell was that?!"
Girl:"i blew air out my vagina"
Guy:"haha you queefed!....do it again!"
Girl:"okay"
Vag:"Pfrrrpt"
Guy:"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pooter Tooter!"
pooter tooter by Tyler Cannon October 15, 2007

pooterskooter 

1. v. to procreate
2. v. an expletive often combined with a noun

Synonyms: fuck
1. I pooterskootered your mom last night.
2. Pooterskooter you.
pooterskooter by Jeramiah Schwertzman September 27, 2005

Pootersnooter 

Stealth alias of the lead guitarist for the band Faux Pas Shank and the Ruptured D's. Notorious for wearing funny hats that cover his face, being mischievous, and sniffing out the best poon from tip to tail. :P
"Who is PooterSnooter?" "God Damn that PooterSnooter!" "Oh, that Pootersnooter..."
Pootersnooter by Pootersnooter August 29, 2003

Pooter Tooter 

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.
Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.
Pooter Tooter by The beaver leaver November 13, 2011

PooterSnooter 

This word stems from two word pooter being pussy, and snooter being something to snort a substance. A PooterSnooter is someone who snorts pussy.
He’s such a pootersnooter.
Wow I hear he is a PooterSnooter
PooterSnooter by PooterSnooter September 29, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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