CJ's definitions

sweatie

a girl that does not use deodorant and whose house stinks like cat poop

I can tell that chick Michelle from Apopka is a sweatie, it is obvious by looking at her.

by CJ September 30, 2004

shawtii

A girl named candace that is 4 foot tall and thinks she is the shit.

Did u see shawtii today, she must be gettin shorter and shorter!!

by CJ April 2, 2005

tamp

n. A man who enjoys anal sex with other men. Shortened from "dirt (or dung, crap, etc.) tamper". A butt pirate.

Will: That Jude Law is quite an attractive man.

CJ: You are SUCH a tamp.

by CJ January 31, 2004

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The call of the heroin cult. Draws said cult near. Use cautiously.

Timian: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Liam: ARGH! Don't make that sound!

by CJ September 5, 2004

Nickelodeon

A channel that used to be the shit for children and young teens during the 90s. Shows like Salute your Shorts(Greatest Nick Show ever), Hey Dude, Old school rugrats, doug, rocko, Are you afraid of the Dark, Clarissa explains it all, Kenan and Kel. Juss to name a few. Now Nick is a corny ass channel with a line-up with no variety. Gay ass shows like Avatar, Spongebob, Zoey 101, the new All That every single day. Kids that watch the dumb shit now think that Nick is the best channel ever but they definitely don't know what they missed.

8 yr old boy: Hey you want to watch Nickelodeon with me! It's the coolest ever. We can watch Unfabulous, Zoey 101, than Fairly Oddparents!!

Me: *Sigh*

by Cj June 17, 2006

swamp donkey

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.

Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey

by CJ February 6, 2005

MFY

Mother Fucking Yankees

BOS defeats MFY!

MFY TO LOSE 15 GAMES IN A ROW!

by CJ May 16, 2004