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pore-tee-yo

meaning cute; handsome

Aww. Baby you look so portillo.

portillo by LissyBitch November 11, 2006

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Portillo

Failure to accomplish a small feat needed to achieve a larger goal which you were expected to reach. Comes from former British Defense Secretary Michael Portillo's constituency loss to the Labour Party in 1997, Portillo had been expected to hold his seat and lead the Conservative Party in opposition, however his loss lead to an obscure career of making documentaries about trains.

A: Shit man, you see the election? He would've been Prime Minister if he hadn't lost his own seat.

B: Yeah, he really pulled a Portillo there.

Portillo by STwigg July 21, 2010

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portillo

A portable tortilla. A flour or corn-based flat shell that can be stored and taken with you.

Don forget to teyk you hot salsa and you portillos to work today, chulo.

portillo by sopenco March 26, 2010

Portillo's

Has the best fucking Chicago style hot dogs and Italian beef sandwiches.

If in Chicago here is address of best place.
100 W. Ontario
Chicago IL 60654

Man:" Have you been to Portillo's lately?"
Man 2:"Best Fuckin place ever"

Portillo's by RaythatguyfromChicago March 27, 2012

portillo's

a Chicago- restaurant chain do you see Portillo's in another state? just wondering... that has amazing food and rocks!! my personal favorite: Barnelli's, where they serve real, fresh Chicken Caesar salads. best shit ever. oh, and their decor is major bad-ass: 1920s Chicago :)

Portillo's is where we ate for my brother's graduation :)

portillo's by scene_hippie June 12, 2008

Portillo-gate

When someone denies a pregnant lady Portillos chocolate cake without good reason resulting in an uprising.

Do you remember Portillo-gate 2012? That pregnant chick went crazy on that lady!

Portillo-gate by searchie #3 October 8, 2012

Portillo's

The cult restaurant of northern Illinois. Fast food like cheese fries, hot dogs, hamburgers,etc...
Supposedly has the "best" chocolate cake.

"Portillo's has the best chocolate cake"
" Hey wanna got to Portillo's later "

Portillo's by Bindi June 4, 2017

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

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