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portillo's 

a Chicago- restaurant chain do you see Portillo's in another state? just wondering... that has amazing food and rocks!! my personal favorite: Barnelli's, where they serve real, fresh Chicken Caesar salads. best shit ever. oh, and their decor is major bad-ass: 1920s Chicago :)
Portillo's is where we ate for my brother's graduation :)
portillo's by scene_hippie June 12, 2008

Portillo's 

The cult restaurant of northern Illinois. Fast food like cheese fries, hot dogs, hamburgers,etc...
Supposedly has the "best" chocolate cake.
"Portillo's has the best chocolate cake"
" Hey wanna got to Portillo's later "
Portillo's by Bindi June 4, 2017

Poortillo's 

The ghetto distant cousin of the highly successful yet very expensive Portillo's fast food chain. Restaurants under the Poortillo's Restaurant umbrella would include any cheap fast food option in the south side ghetto. Buildings usually feature bars on the windows and counters that feature bulletproof glass.
Hey Pat, you want to head to Portillo's? They have their hot dog, small fry, and small coke on special today for $11.16. No Tom, I'm feeding my family of 4 for $11.16 at Poortillo's. Their same combo is regularly priced at $2.79.
Poortillo's by Tom9750 November 16, 2013

Pontillo's 

Avenue D is the ghetto of Rochester. Poland was the ghetto during the Holocaust. Pontillo's is the ghetto of pittsford.
Pontillo's by gregpoopyface September 25, 2010

Santiago Portillo 

Santiago Portillo have sex with hims self.

Sex?

portillo 

pore-tee-yo

meaning cute; handsome

Aww. Baby you look so portillo.
portillo by LissyBitch November 11, 2006
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