pooticus

Foul stench that has just come up and kissed you in the face. Often results in room evacuation.

JD pooticused while on skype with a friend and had to get up and leave the room.

by The Llamas April 5, 2010

Pooticulate Matter

Pooticulate matter is the term for microscopic particles of poo. When you smell a fart, it is because these poo particles have traveled through the air and attached to your nose hairs. This pooticulate matter to nose hair contact is what alerts you to the fact that someone has farted in your vicinity. This is commonly known as the "air-past-poo" fart that is much more aggressive and offensive than it's silent but deadly cousin. Even more disturbing, Pooticulate Matter has been known to cause pink eye if unleashed, unfiltered, on a pillow.

Chance gagged after the pooticulate matter reached his nose. Immediately he wondered if Tad had sharted, since this was much worse than a normal fart.

by Chance Haynesington III July 22, 2009

Pooticulates

Noun. Any sort of human fecal, or poo, matter that comes into contact with a different person's face. Can often lead to Pink Eye and other medical issues.

Matthew had to go to the hospital for pinkeye because he got Kellee's pooticulates in his eye.

by K.Rem.Iso. March 28, 2017

Potticus

Potticus is a term for someone who talks about drugs, and is also very religious. They are into Christianity, even if they're

not actually Christian.

You- "Hey, you seen Dave?"
Someone else (Potticus)- Drug Jesus, AMEN!

by Potticus January 11, 2021