Pooticulates

Noun. Any sort of human fecal, or poo, matter that comes into contact with a different person's face. Can often lead to Pink Eye and other medical issues.

Matthew had to go to the hospital for pinkeye because he got Kellee's pooticulates in his eye.

by K.Rem.Iso. March 28, 2017

Poopticulate

n. The material expelled from one's anus as a result of farting. Usually detected as a smell by another person.

Patrick (passing gas): man that felt good.
Josh: gross dude, I don't want all that poopticulate in my nose and mouth. Open a window.

by Dooshtastic March 24, 2009

Pooticulate Matter

Pooticulate matter is the term for microscopic particles of poo. When you smell a fart, it is because these poo particles have traveled through the air and attached to your nose hairs. This pooticulate matter to nose hair contact is what alerts you to the fact that someone has farted in your vicinity. This is commonly known as the "air-past-poo" fart that is much more aggressive and offensive than it's silent but deadly cousin. Even more disturbing, Pooticulate Matter has been known to cause pink eye if unleashed, unfiltered, on a pillow.

Chance gagged after the pooticulate matter reached his nose. Immediately he wondered if Tad had sharted, since this was much worse than a normal fart.

by Chance Haynesington III July 22, 2009

Particulatesticles

A friendly and modest definition for having "small balls" or "miniature nuts".

Son: "Hey mom!"
Mother: "Yes?"
Son: "Is it normal to have little nuts?"
Mother: "Yes dear, you have what they call particulatesticles."
Son: "K, thanks!"

by iTim12 November 6, 2010