pooter face 

The greasiest fart in existance. After pootering one is forced to take a shower due to shit running down the back of his/hers legs. After pootering one is often very tired due to the great amount of energy used to expel such a demon..head- giving or getting oral sex

Christina Pope/John Moore

pooter face by Randi/Amber October 21, 2004

poster-face 

Someone who is so hot and sexy their face belongs on a poster. Basically an all-around stud. Think of Brad Pitt and Marilyn Monroe's love child, then multiply by 1000.

Hot girl 1: That guy over there is super cute!
Hot girl 2: He's more than cute, he's a poster-face.
Drooling frenzied crowd of hot girls: OMG WE LOVE HIM SOOooOO MUCH!!!11!!2!!

poster-face by <3Ponsvir999 April 28, 2010

Poofter-face

A 'trendy' person who thinks wearing their grandad's sweater is fashionable. Poofter-faces will usually have their jeans rolled up as if they're constantly taking a leisurely stroll along a beach. You have never heard of any of their favourite bands.

Benn and Jed are such poofter-faces.

Poofter-face by DanAndLeon June 20, 2011

Nice Face Potter 

A phrase used to obstruct, avoid or otherwise cut a conversation short.

Zack: Hello
Person 2: Nice Face Potter.
Zack: What?
Person 2: Nice Face Potter
Zack: I'm going now
Person 2: Nice Face Potter

Nice Face Potter by Scrimjaw January 2, 2012

pooderface

is one who has smoked himself into mental retardation. He only wakes up to hit the bong or to buy more weed and sometimes he will go outside to buy food rather than order delivery.

"Hey dude you're such a pooderface"

pooderface by pooderman April 18, 2010

pookerface 

A pokerface for pooping during a Zoom call. For the sake of decent society, you have to carefully arrange your facial expression so that it's not obvious that you're downloading more than just video data.

Tony: The Thai food came back with a vengeance during the quarterly meeting. I don't think anyone noticed that I was on the toilet.
Fonzi: Ooohh is that why you were straining and staring into space? We thought you were mad! You've got a pretty good pookerface!

pookerface by Sequined Converse October 19, 2021

potterfaced 

Hammered or shitfaced.

I heard you were potterfaced last night

potterfaced by Anonymous April 2, 2003