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When you move into a house previously owned by a boomer, and the floors have holes for cable TV wires, the wall has a phone jack for a landline, etc.
We should get some posters and paintings to cover up all these boomer holes.
by Sequined Converse May 17, 2020

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1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial

2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.
Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"

JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!
by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013

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