Pootinki

Noun.) A piece of poop so small in size that it resembles that of a small rabbit turd. Cannot exceed the size of a marble.

Verb.) To Pootinki: Taking a dump, so small in size, that it looks like it was made by a rabbit or rodent rather than a Human.

Example 1:

Del: Man, I thought i had to shit, but all that came out was a little Pootinki! Hope I am not getting constipated!

by MikeyRef February 4, 2010

pootini

A battle cry made famous by the Star Wars species knows as Jawas. In common day vinacular it is used where one might use an exclamation. Such as 'Take That!', 'Gerrinemio!', or 'Suprise!'.

Pootini!

by pootini main January 27, 2022

pootinkey

A wet fart left in one's pants.

I just left a pootinkey in my pants.

by Rumpleskin January 10, 2008

Pootinky

A word to express one’s disappointment in a conversation. Often utilized by prostitutes of the New York State region, “pootinky” is developing into a very popular assertion amoung the adolescents of today.

Guy: "No, bitch, I don't want you to suck my cock right now.."
Slut: "Oh pootinky.."

by FrankieSbig June 6, 2004

Pootini

A word to express one’s disappointment in a martini drink or refusal of a bar to mix one. Often utilized by drunken single moms wanting to experiment with a Martini. Especially popular in the City of Calgary, Canada.

“Pootini” is developing into a very popular assertion amongst single parents that just want to go out, get drunk and get their pants off.

Barman: "No lady, we don't do that flavour martini mix here!"

MILF: "Oh pootini!"

MILF 1: Be careful of mixing that tequila with the Martini...the god forsaken-panty removing tequila!
MILF 2: "Oo Well I don't often say no to anything that ends in 'tini' unless it tastes like a Pootini!

by Mac the Knife May 10, 2012