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Pootinki 

Noun.) A piece of poop so small in size that it resembles that of a small rabbit turd. Cannot exceed the size of a marble.

Verb.) To Pootinki: Taking a dump, so small in size, that it looks like it was made by a rabbit or rodent rather than a Human.
Example 1:

Del: Man, I thought i had to shit, but all that came out was a little Pootinki! Hope I am not getting constipated!
Pootinki by MikeyRef February 4, 2010
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A battle cry made famous by the Star Wars species knows as Jawas. In common day vinacular it is used where one might use an exclamation. Such as 'Take That!', 'Gerrinemio!', or 'Suprise!'.
Pootini!
pootini by pootini main January 27, 2022
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pootinkey 

A wet fart left in one's pants.
I just left a pootinkey in my pants.
pootinkey by Rumpleskin January 10, 2008
A word to express one’s disappointment in a conversation. Often utilized by prostitutes of the New York State region, “pootinky” is developing into a very popular assertion amoung the adolescents of today.
Guy: "No, bitch, I don't want you to suck my cock right now.."
Slut: "Oh pootinky.."
Pootinky by FrankieSbig June 6, 2004
A word to express one’s disappointment in a martini drink or refusal of a bar to mix one. Often utilized by drunken single moms wanting to experiment with a Martini. Especially popular in the City of Calgary, Canada.

“Pootini” is developing into a very popular assertion amongst single parents that just want to go out, get drunk and get their pants off.
Barman: "No lady, we don't do that flavour martini mix here!"

MILF: "Oh pootini!"

MILF 1: Be careful of mixing that tequila with the Martini...the god forsaken-panty removing tequila!
MILF 2: "Oo Well I don't often say no to anything that ends in 'tini' unless it tastes like a Pootini!
Pootini by Mac the Knife May 10, 2012

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026