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pootinany pie 

quite litterally, a fine piece of ass

see poon
w0w that pootinany pie last night was so good
pootinany pie by jimbob February 15, 2003
A word to express one’s disappointment in a conversation. Often utilized by prostitutes of the New York State region, “pootinky” is developing into a very popular assertion amoung the adolescents of today.
Guy: "No, bitch, I don't want you to suck my cock right now.."
Slut: "Oh pootinky.."
Pootinky by FrankieSbig June 6, 2004

pooticket 

in association with the V-Card. by losing your pooticket u lose ur anal virginity.
Andrew: i heard u hooked up with a guy last night Sean. there goes ur pooticket.

Sean: naw i lost my pooticket a month ago to Tony.
pooticket by pooticket-holder November 13, 2006
A fine gentleman with exceptional standards, charisma, and rugged good looks.
All of us ladies fawn for men like PooDonkey and despise Weeble Wobbles.
poodonkey by Corky March 13, 2003

Pootinki 

Noun.) A piece of poop so small in size that it resembles that of a small rabbit turd. Cannot exceed the size of a marble.

Verb.) To Pootinki: Taking a dump, so small in size, that it looks like it was made by a rabbit or rodent rather than a Human.
Example 1:

Del: Man, I thought i had to shit, but all that came out was a little Pootinki! Hope I am not getting constipated!
Pootinki by MikeyRef February 4, 2010
comes from the ancient saxon root, "puo dankie"

which means, to look like a big fat donkey farker, ie mother of hrimkalder from the ancient english poem, Vorsteinglaus.
that girl looks like poodonkey. her crack is very smelly
poodonkey by loraina bobbit February 14, 2005
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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