pootinkey

A wet fart left in one's pants.

I just left a pootinkey in my pants.

by Rumpleskin January 10, 2008

pootinany pie

quite litterally, a fine piece of ass

see poon

w0w that pootinany pie last night was so good

by jimbob February 15, 2003

Pootinky

A word to express one’s disappointment in a conversation. Often utilized by prostitutes of the New York State region, “pootinky” is developing into a very popular assertion amoung the adolescents of today.

Guy: "No, bitch, I don't want you to suck my cock right now.."
Slut: "Oh pootinky.."

by FrankieSbig June 6, 2004

pooticket

in association with the V-Card. by losing your pooticket u lose ur anal virginity.

Andrew: i heard u hooked up with a guy last night Sean. there goes ur pooticket.

Sean: naw i lost my pooticket a month ago to Tony.

by pooticket-holder November 13, 2006

poodonkey

A fine gentleman with exceptional standards, charisma, and rugged good looks.

All of us ladies fawn for men like PooDonkey and despise Weeble Wobbles.

by Corky March 13, 2003

Pootinki

Noun.) A piece of poop so small in size that it resembles that of a small rabbit turd. Cannot exceed the size of a marble.

Verb.) To Pootinki: Taking a dump, so small in size, that it looks like it was made by a rabbit or rodent rather than a Human.

Example 1:

Del: Man, I thought i had to shit, but all that came out was a little Pootinki! Hope I am not getting constipated!

by MikeyRef February 4, 2010

poodonkey

comes from the ancient saxon root, "puo dankie"

which means, to look like a big fat donkey farker, ie mother of hrimkalder from the ancient english poem, Vorsteinglaus.

that girl looks like poodonkey. her crack is very smelly

by loraina bobbit February 14, 2005