poosic 

Music from 2007 to the present, since the death of the G.O.A.T. Michael Jackson.
Songs nowadays are about drugs, sex, butts, violence, body-shaming, and racism.
Many producers and singers nowadays even take drugs and die so soon.

Ben: Music used to be so much fun back in the day.
Greg: Yeah, now it’s poosic.
Ben: well ever since the great Michael Jackson died.
Greg: I know, music sucks so much now that it’s poosic.

poosic by gregben June 7, 2021

poosieboi 

When your friend is acting like a pussy and you have to keep them in check without offending them too much

Yo man stop being such a poosieboi and get the next round in

poosieboi by Poosieboicreator February 4, 2021

Sour Milk Popsicle 

When one recieves the act of oral pleasure and leaves the ejaculated semen to dry on shaft. Only to be come back to lick the dried semen off like a popsicle.

"Hey did you hear what happened to Stephen last night?"
"what?"
"Vanessa gave him a good ole sour milk popsicle."

Sour Milk Popsicle by Datt Hott September 23, 2012

Poopsick

Incorporates any manner of severe, debilitating intestinal distress, usually with sudden onset. Whether solid or liquid, buttery soft-serve, or granola-style niblets, "Poopsick" refers to the inability to function normally due to the body's need to rapidly jettison ballast at all costs. Results in abandoning any previously decided courses of action.

"Nope, he got poopsick after dinner and didn't feel like making travel plans."

Poopsick by andrewbw October 16, 2008

Dr. Popsicle 

1. When you leave your Dr. Pepper in the freezer

2. Slang for cock

1. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"

2. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"

Dr. Popsicle by Hezaa May 26, 2010

Rat popsicle 

The all-around best and most creative insult I’ve ever been told. First told by Bella K. to Trina W. on September 20, 2019.

“Shut up you little rat popsicle”

Rat popsicle by trinawalters October 20, 2019

popsicled 

When you fail a skateboarding trick in a way that lands the board vertically between the concrete and your nuts.

Prima: Matt was trying to do a mid-air kickflip, but the board got away from him and went right between his legs. He's in the hospital, they don't know if he'll ever have kids.

Secunda: Popsicled!

popsicled by Four-Wheeled Castratus April 12, 2011