This is where you bang somebody with your poo.
This is how it goes: take a dump - it can't be any poop it has to be a fairly firm, but still slightly moist - poo that can be worked like clay.
Shape it into a poo-dink complete with a fluted mushroom-head.
Carefully wrap it with plastic wrap or silicone paper (used for baking) and throw it into the freezer until it freezes solid.
When it's ready, and so is your partner, take it from the freezer, peel back the Saran Wrap or silicone paper so that you're holding the base of it, and have unwrapped it kind of like you're holding a churro or some other similar kind of food. Now bang your partner with it, and enjoy it slowly melting and falling apart inside her/him as your bring her/him to gooey multiple poogasms.
This is how it goes: take a dump - it can't be any poop it has to be a fairly firm, but still slightly moist - poo that can be worked like clay.
Shape it into a poo-dink complete with a fluted mushroom-head.
Carefully wrap it with plastic wrap or silicone paper (used for baking) and throw it into the freezer until it freezes solid.
When it's ready, and so is your partner, take it from the freezer, peel back the Saran Wrap or silicone paper so that you're holding the base of it, and have unwrapped it kind of like you're holding a churro or some other similar kind of food. Now bang your partner with it, and enjoy it slowly melting and falling apart inside her/him as your bring her/him to gooey multiple poogasms.
I poosicle'd her last night. She loved it!
by Chris Chin December 15, 2008
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(Noun)
Something that is given to a person under the guise of beneficence, but is actually quite unpleasant.
Something that is given to a person under the guise of beneficence, but is actually quite unpleasant.
by DMS April 8, 2005
Get the poosicle mug.When one recieves the act of oral pleasure and leaves the ejaculated semen to dry on shaft. Only to be come back to lick the dried semen off like a popsicle.
"Hey did you hear what happened to Stephen last night?"
"what?"
"Vanessa gave him a good ole sour milk popsicle."
"what?"
"Vanessa gave him a good ole sour milk popsicle."
by Datt Hott September 23, 2012
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Get the Dr. Popsicle mug.The all-around best and most creative insult I’ve ever been told. First told by Bella K. to Trina W. on September 20, 2019.
by trinawalters October 20, 2019
Get the Rat popsicle mug.When you fail a skateboarding trick in a way that lands the board vertically between the concrete and your nuts.
Prima: Matt was trying to do a mid-air kickflip, but the board got away from him and went right between his legs. He's in the hospital, they don't know if he'll ever have kids.
Secunda: Popsicled!
Secunda: Popsicled!
by Four-Wheeled Castratus April 12, 2011
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