poopsicle

Frozen dagger of feces used by hobos to fend off wild animals and ghosts. Also known as a poopshank.

The poopsicle inflicted massive damage and the hobo was able to escape into the night.

by HoboShank March 18, 2012

poopsicle

a frozen doo doo.

It's so cold outside my labradoodle just made a poopsicle.

by palmie g January 23, 2013

poopsicle

If you live up North, where it snows a lot, this is what becomes of what your dog leaves in your yard during the wintertime.

The kids had to be careful making their snowman, so that it would not incorporate any poopsicles.

by Kalisiin January 16, 2011

poopsicle

A frozen piece of poop, stuck in a stick and then eaten for pleasure!

Man, do you know what your eating?
No, what?
Your eating a poopsicle!

by Saugy January 27, 2005

poopsicle

You are probably board to death if you look up this word, anyways, a poopsicle is an icicle made from frozen diarrhea.

Timmy had a diarrhea outside in freezing cold weather now it has become a poopsicle.

by Nathan Bailey January 25, 2023

poopsicle

Frozen poop due to inclimate weather.

Damn, it's so cold I think I dropped a poopsicle

by pantsdance90 December 14, 2012

poopsicle

to analy pleasure your partner immediately followed by felatio

after i banged her ass she turned around and hoovered my poopsicle.

by pat harvey October 28, 2002