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poopurtunity

the moment you are able to pass a bowel movement after being constipated.
Ed finally had a poopurtunity once I gave him a fleet enema.
by Bekkkkk January 3, 2008
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Pooportunity

The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.
Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"

Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."

Chad:"My tummy hurts"
by Rae$ December 11, 2016
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poopportunity

1. A place where you have the opportunity to poop.
2. The chance to take the hardest-core of a poop
Kendall: Oh crap! I can't hold in my poop any longer!
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.
by VicsterLovesLil June 20, 2011
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pooportunity

The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.
I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.
by nylek May 6, 2009
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poopritunity

The windows of time in which one can take a much needed poop. Waiting too long can have detrimental effects on your intestinal system.
"Better hurry it up, gotta take my poopritunity, or else I won't be able to go."
by J-Bo October 19, 2005
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Window of Pooportunity

Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.
Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.
by Dr Steve Stevey August 31, 2013
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poopportunity

A meal that lends itself to a good bowel movement. Similar to roughage or fiber, but with a postive spin.
I could use a good poopportunity, I think I'm going to go with a salad tonight.
by seaglass May 3, 2006
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