ranch crotch

what happens when you get over-zealous with condiments causing you to drop them in your lap.

"After my bottomless fries at Red Robin I had a bad case of ranch crotch."

by Bekkkkk October 30, 2007

poopurtunity

the moment you are able to pass a bowel movement after being constipated.

Ed finally had a poopurtunity once I gave him a fleet enema.

by Bekkkkk January 03, 2008