pooftie

Fictional characters that are cute and soft. "Poofti" is referred as the respective fictional world they live in.

"this character is so cute, it's such a pooftie!"
"I wish I could live in this poofti world, so I could be cute and pooftie too."

by butterfly on your shoulder February 9, 2020

pooftie

Adjective or noun describing someone as gay in a derogatory way.

Morrisey is such a pooftie man.

If you don't make this basket you're a total pooftie.

by Louis Destouches June 22, 2005

poofty

generally referring to homosexual individuals it is also used as a slander to gay acting straight individuals

Look at these two poofty bastards here. They might as well be holding hands.

by HEREFORYOURDAUGHTER September 23, 2009

Noofty Poofty

The act of kneeing a victim in the back of the leg, causing them to go weak and crumble in a heap on the floor. Usually shouted as a warning before the act takes place.

Bill: "NOOFTY POOFTY!!!"

Dave: "Ahhh! Me leg!!!"

Bill: "Haha, you got noofty pooftied!!!"

Dave: "You shit."

by ST212 February 23, 2010

Poofties

A decade of old fashioned music from the twentieth century, generally not listened to by a young age group.
Derogatary towards the form of music, not necessarily referring to the listener's sexuality.

Brother: *Listening to jazz music*
Sister: Why are you listening to songs from the poofties?
Brother: It's jazz.
Sister: More like jizz.

by Saaaaamsamsam February 17, 2010

Oofty poofty

When you feel like OOF isn’t enough

“My girlfriend is pregnant”
“Congratulations”
“I don’t know how I feel cuz she doesn’t know who the dad is”
“Oofty poofty”

by anonymous rando November 20, 2018

Poofty-sos

A wager

Billy wager is a poofty-sos

by Bend send March 11, 2016