Definitions by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig

Sneezing Poseidon 

When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.

I was really shook up when I encountered my first Sneezing Poseidon while on the toilet today.

Sneezing Poseidon by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 2, 2019

poopsterbaiting 

Jacking off while taking a shit.

Jim: Man, I'm just so busy I had to try poopsterbaiting during my lunch break.

poopsterbaiting by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 11, 2015

NGASF 

NGASF is the acronym for the phrase:

1) Not Giving A Single Fuck

Joe: "Hey Bill, can I ask out Suzy?"
Bill: "I'm NGASF."

NGASF by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig March 30, 2011