NGASF

NGASF is the acronym for the phrase:

1) Not Giving A Single Fuck

Joe: "Hey Bill, can I ask out Suzy?"
Bill: "I'm NGASF."

by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig March 30, 2011

Sneezing Poseidon

When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.

I was really shook up when I encountered my first Sneezing Poseidon while on the toilet today.

by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 02, 2019

poopsterbaiting

Jacking off while taking a shit.

Jim: Man, I'm just so busy I had to try poopsterbaiting during my lunch break.

by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 11, 2015