poopslag

poop that is slaggy

brah you're a poopslag

by Iside Dre September 21, 2022

poopslap

1. (n) An exclamatory term used to used to express discontent or anger.

2. (v) To slap one in the face with fecal matter.

Tom: You have AIDS.
Jim: Poopslap!

by Nugd00der February 24, 2011

poopslug

a slug made out of poop; a nasty thang

Man, Melissa be actin like a damn poopslug!

by popsssssss April 8, 2010

Poopslam

Similar to a kookslam but browner...and heavier.

American Surfer 1: "Oh brah, that freshie sesshie at Kelly Slater's wave pool was so moving...Might have cried a bit...and definitely sharted in my boardshorts between sets."

Aussie Surfer 2: "Fuckin right! Poopslam mate! Yew!!!"

by barn k September 25, 2019

poopsnaggle

The little man preferably a dwarf or midget that goes behind the animals at places where animals gather; parades, carnivals, circuses, etc. and scoops their shit into the little buckets.

Employer: How can I help you today?
Applicant: I would like to apply for the position of poopsnaggler.
Employer: Are you aware of the job description?
Applicant: Yes, I am a dwarf and I love poop. It is a common aspiration among people of my type to become a poopsnaggle.

by Greenbeans November 2, 2007

sanoochywan poopslam

As you are fucking a chick in the asshole doggy style, you quickly go balls deep on the bitch. Before you are about to cum, you pull out and punch the bitch right on the tail bone. This makes her shit all over the bed sheets, or couch, or wherever you may be

My girlfriend pissed me off because she wouldn't do my laundry, so I decided to give her the sanoochywan poopslam

by big ticket00 April 3, 2008

Poopslap

When you take a shit and it is so long that it bottoms out the bowl and falls over, causing a slapping noise on the water.

Damn! Did you hear that massive poopslap?

by truckman1966 January 16, 2009