Poopslaw 

A very tasty meal that is deli ham sliced into small squares and poop simmered until tasty.

I went down to the Uugus store the other day. Man their poopslaw is tasty!

Poopslaw by Uugus Company Management Team July 2, 2022

poopslap 

1. (n) An exclamatory term used to used to express discontent or anger.

2. (v) To slap one in the face with fecal matter.

Tom: You have AIDS.
Jim: Poopslap!

poopslap by Nugd00der February 24, 2011

PoopClaw 

When a dog scratches you with fecal matter on it's claws and you have to go to the Emergency Room

Katie got poopclawed by her clients dog.

PoopClaw by actioniscoming November 11, 2018

Poopslam 

Similar to a kookslam but browner...and heavier.

American Surfer 1: "Oh brah, that freshie sesshie at Kelly Slater's wave pool was so moving...Might have cried a bit...and definitely sharted in my boardshorts between sets."

Aussie Surfer 2: "Fuckin right! Poopslam mate! Yew!!!"

Poopslam by barn k September 25, 2019

sanoochywan poopslam 

As you are fucking a chick in the asshole doggy style, you quickly go balls deep on the bitch. Before you are about to cum, you pull out and punch the bitch right on the tail bone. This makes her shit all over the bed sheets, or couch, or wherever you may be

My girlfriend pissed me off because she wouldn't do my laundry, so I decided to give her the sanoochywan poopslam

sanoochywan poopslam by big ticket00 April 3, 2008

Poopslap 

When you take a shit and it is so long that it bottoms out the bowl and falls over, causing a slapping noise on the water.

Damn! Did you hear that massive poopslap?

Poopslap by truckman1966 January 16, 2009

poopslanginterpirtivabootylisosmarajuanadoodooberries 

BOoB DUUR is the gayest kid in this world, and you will all want to sex him up before you die

I love poopslanginterpirtivabootylisosmarajuanadoodooberries 4 forever!

poopslanginterpirtivabootylisosmarajuanadoodooberries by BooB DURR November 5, 2004