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poopsnaggle 

The little man preferably a dwarf or midget that goes behind the animals at places where animals gather; parades, carnivals, circuses, etc. and scoops their shit into the little buckets.
Employer: How can I help you today?
Applicant: I would like to apply for the position of poopsnaggler.
Employer: Are you aware of the job description?
Applicant: Yes, I am a dwarf and I love poop. It is a common aspiration among people of my type to become a poopsnaggle.
poopsnaggle by Greenbeans November 2, 2007
Words you can keep

poonswaggle 

To get swindled out of getting some poon. Like getting cock blocked.
That guy is such a poonswaggler.
dude, I just got poonswaggled.
poonswaggle by Alla Rackball October 3, 2008

Poopsnoggle 

Suessian/Dahlian in origin. Used to express frustration.
Oh poopsnoggle! The phone is ringing and I'm trying to bang the baby sitter!
Poopsnoggle by dramstone April 23, 2004

Poopniggle 

A cute term of endearment. When someone or something is so damn cute you want to just put it in your pocket.
Aww. you're such a little poopniggle!
Poopniggle by Billeblu October 6, 2009

Poopsquaggle 

Son of the legendary Poopsquatch (please see Poopsquatch), legend says that on an attempted capture of the Poopsquatch, the assailants were only able to capture a small portion of Poopsquatch.
"Shit, my shoe is covered in what used to be Poopsquaggle."

poopsnaggler

eli collins; a person known for snaggling an extreme amount of poop from people
"Get out of here while I'm on the toilet, you poopsnaggler!"
poopsnaggler by aardvarksarefunny January 20, 2009

poonswaggle 

When there is so much swag around the poon, the woman is forced to waddle.
Wow that girl has a mad poonswaggle, I wonder if Harv will still want her.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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