Chelsea, one who studies the where-abouts of poop, one who studies where poop comes from, one who studies where poop goes after you flush, One who studies how poop is made.
This word, normally reserved to mean a tiny penis or wee wee, has evolved to represent the member of a group of friends who is most inexperienced or lacking in a certain activity. They are generally shorter than the rest of the group, but will overcompensate with facial hair and fast cars.
Man 1: Dude, did you hear about their trip to Vegas?
Man 2: Ya, it was one of the craziest nights I’ve ever heard about. I heard Poopoolik came back a changed man.