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Poopbating

1) taking a shit so long, you could masturbate at the same time
2) masturbating while pooping
man what's taking that fool so long? Oh he's probably thinking about BFJC and poopbating.
Poopbating by kangtommy November 6, 2014

poopgang 

A very popular website that is home to the captain pointy emoticon. www.poopgang.com
OMG Poopgang iz t3h fl00fin R0xx0r!!!111
poopgang by Captain Pointy April 16, 2005
Shitting on the toilet and googling at the same time on a electronic devise
man i've just finished poopgling on the lavatory
poopgling by ice_cold_ice March 7, 2014

poopamine 

The dopamine hit you get when are pooping and you play a mobile game and your score is ever increasing and the flashy lights hit just right.
I give this new game 5 out of 5 poop emojis due to the euphoric poopamine levels I experienced with it.
poopamine by The Poop Emoji September 1, 2021

poopgang 

An extremely shite internet forum that resorts to sealing smileys and other resources from the far greater www.gamufi.com
poopgang? how shite! get your arse over to www.gamufi.com you idiot!

poopmaxing

When one decides to hold in their poop as they believe holding in their own fences grants them more nutrients
Jack-How do you look so ripped!?
Daniel-I started poopmaxing to keep all my nutrients
poopmaxing by Ac1d_tr1p January 9, 2024
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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