Poopalaxing

The act of spending an excessive amount of time sitting on the toilet long after finishing your business, usually spent scrolling through your phone, reading, or hiding from responsibilities.

I went to the bathroom an hour ago, but I got caught up poopalaxing and reading Reddit threads until my legs went numb."

Poopalaxing by Kapoorinc July 5, 2026

Poopilating butt spray 

When you have explosive diarrhea and before you wipe you look in the toilet and see brown wet drops on the side of the toilet.

Poopilating butt spray is for lovers.

Poopilating butt spray by andrewhhh April 21, 2006

Ethan Poopalasingham 

One of the biggest wastemans of peths, thinks he’s big but in reality he’s skinny af. The yute will follow and unfollow you quick times and if the mandem adds you on snap be prepared for pictures of his non existent jawline.

Ethan poopalasingham is a bucktee no cap

Ethan Poopalasingham by Crodie July 18, 2019

Poohlaxing 

The act of relaxing with your pants at your ankles and sitting on the toilet dropping a dump. May begin with a peelax and eventually last long enough to evolve into a full poohlax..maybe even a poohnap

Poohlaxing happens when Sitting on the toilet taking a pooh and relaxing even after your done

Poohlaxing by Poohlaxer July 23, 2012

poopmaxing

When one decides to hold in their poop as they believe holding in their own fences grants them more nutrients

Jack-How do you look so ripped!?
Daniel-I started poopmaxing to keep all my nutrients

poopmaxing by Ac1d_tr1p January 9, 2024

poopmaxing

Holding your feces in for as long as humanly possible for a satisfying,swift poop.

You look real bloated. Are you poopmaxing?

poopmaxing by Looksmaxing wizard March 21, 2024

Poopolating 

The act of waiting around for your poop to be ready, before you actually go to the bathroom.

"Hurry up in the bathroom, I'm almost done poopolating."

Poopolating by Dimerous April 14, 2024