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Basically the movie version of detective Pikachu, but he has a ten inch cock and its always in your ass. You can only catch it with masterballs because its too LEGENDARY. Get it, cause you catch the legendary pokemon with a masterball. I'm so funny.
Person 1: BRO THAT SEXY PIKACHU MAKES ME CUM!
Person 2: What the fuck, it's a fucking doll thing.
Person 1: NO! IT'S MY LIFE!
*Person 1 rapes Person 2 with consent and gives Person 2 aids
Person 1: F
by TheManFucker2269 May 11, 2019
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When two gay old people have wrinkly sexy ancient delicious anal sex
Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!
by TheManFucker2269 June 12, 2019
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