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poopiemuffin 

A woman with a disgusting pussy. Also used as an insult to friends.
John: Hey man did you fuck her yet?

Craig: No man she's got a poopiemuffin.

John: Hey Craig you kickin' it at bayshore today, got plenty of girls comin' to.

Craig: Naw nigga got do with gymnastics.

John: Crag why you gotta be sucha poopiemuffin.
poopiemuffin by Craig Got $wag March 4, 2013

poopicule 

pronuciation: 'püp-pic- "kyül

Function: noun

Etymology:

1- the small particles of poop which are released upon emission of flatulence or expulsion of flatus.

2- abbreviation for poop molecule.

3- flatulent matter; often invisible floating particles of poop which may be detected through the olfactory senses.

plural form poopicules
Andre released poopicules unto the unsuspecting masses at the hardcore show.
poopicule by .kevino. December 9, 2008

poopycum 

Poopy cum is where you take a nice shit then you start jizzing(cum) when the water hits your ass cheeks
When I was taking a shit I poopycum
poopycum by Poopycum March 3, 2021

poopcumber

When you do one of those extra continuous 'number twos'... (You know what I am talking about)
Bro you wouldn't believe the poopcumber I dropped this morning...
poopcumber by Eranhuman August 24, 2016

poopscum 

stupid,POOOP or name used to something if furious. from the name emma lipscum
that cat was being a real poopscum, so i yelled at it.
poopscum by Vanessa Hudgens September 30, 2007

Poopiebutt 

A condition that causes stains on all lower garments and smells of fecal mater.
Poopiebutt by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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