poopcumber

When you do one of those extra continuous 'number twos'... (You know what I am talking about)

Bro you wouldn't believe the poopcumber I dropped this morning...

poopcumber by Eranhuman August 24, 2016

poocumber 

A really, really, really large poo.

Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!

poocumber by afrodude June 23, 2006

poocumber 

a large woman's dildo.

Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.

poocumber by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

poocumber 

A crap so big it looks like a cucumber. Doesn't necessarily have to be green.

I just took the biggest dump in your mom's bathroom, man. We're talking one poocumber after another!

poocumber by dpaulbarrett1 January 6, 2010

Poocumber 

A long fat green turd. Usually found after a heavy night on herbal spirits (jagger bombs, etc.)

Ah mate…that was a heavy night on the bombs…I think I just did a poocumber!

Poocumber by H3FTI January 8, 2013

Poocumber 

Poocumber- When a large poo is left in the bottom of the toilet by the previous occupant.

Stew- Peter, have you seen the size of the poocumber left in trap 1?

Peter- Jesus Christ, that must of tore his arse hole!

Poocumber by Wordwizard1989 March 1, 2022