poopent
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Poopendestop by Standen January 25, 2017
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Pootential
Todd: Hey man, just took a shit
Fred: wow, how'd it go?
Todd: Pretty good, but i don't think i reached my full pootential
Fred: wow, how'd it go?
Todd: Pretty good, but i don't think i reached my full pootential
Pootential by TheBlooperREAL October 25, 2009
Poopertainment
Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.
"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."
"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."
"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"
"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."
"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"
Poopertainment by JShopinkski March 8, 2010
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