poopenhause

Slang for men who are ass-wipe impaired as their shorts are more like a soiled diaper due to the multiple skidmarks they leave in their underwear.

The men in the locker room always gave Steve a wide berth due to his poopenhause shorts.

poopenhause by LongLegsInAlaska August 4, 2007

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Poopenhausen

A fictitious word of German descent meaning 'toilet'.

'I need the poopenhausen...and fast'

Poopenhausen by Romulus Crapulus March 25, 2009

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poopenhause • Poopenhausen • der poopenhausen • poopenhousen • Papenhausen • Poopensaucen

Poopensaucen

A German gnome who comes during Christmas to jiggle your balls

Hide your balls during Christmas, the Poopensaucen is coming!

Poopensaucen by Poopensaucen December 9, 2012

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der poopenhausen

1. v. Anal sex.

2. n. The old brown eye.

1. Jer and Rontele took turns going der poopenhausen on each other.

2. "Two in the pink and one in der poopenhausen"

der poopenhausen by blurred December 20, 2007

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poopenhousen

To take it up the wrong un

I entered her via the poopenhousen

poopenhousen by E stop yed April 3, 2008

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Papenhausen

A standard unit of sarcasm.

Jerry's sentences typically include at least 3.2 Papenhausens.

Papenhausen by WordGuru827 December 15, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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