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poop sweat

Persipation of the most seldom occurance, in which one's ass sweats, not from heat or activity, but rather from the anticipation of a catastrophic dooley (poop) that is forthcoming. In addition, said sweat emits an odor characteristic of that same foul dooley. (Note: NOT synonomous with butt sweat, swamp ass, etc.)
"Jesus Christ, Pat, what's that smell?"
"Man, I gotta deuce. That's my poop sweat you're smelling."
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poop sweats

When you have the sudden urge to move your bowels and you start sweating. A real poop emergency. Usually associated with explosive diarrhea.
I had to shit so bad yesterday. I couldn't find a bathroom, I had the poop sweats and everything!!
by J-Millions June 14, 2008
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poop seat

The part of a grocery cart where parents put young children in diapers.
Did you see that guy putting pears in his cart? He didn't even put them in a plastic bag -- he just dumped them right there in the poop seat. I sure hope he washes them well when he gets home before he eats them.
by John 118 March 12, 2008
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Poop sweats

Plural noun:
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session

2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody

3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos

4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure
1. We need to pull over, Carol - I’m getting the poop sweats and it’s not gonna be pretty

2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now

3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash

4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats
by theoxfordcomma October 15, 2018
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poop sweats

when you eat lots of spicey foods, you will end up going to the bathroom and when you try to go poo, it'll be hard so you'll start to sweat from all the pushing.
"All of those hot rods gave me the poop sweats"
"aww! my butt hurts so much from the poop sweats"
by MCJ June 25, 2006
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poop seat

The traditional name for a toilet on Nantucket Island, Massachusetts.

Popular use throughout New England began in the height of the old whaling days. When sailors returned from their long voyages, they were so excited to be able to sit down to defecate.

While the phrase is no longer used outside of Nantucket, it is still customary, particularly amongst the locals, to use the expression while on the island.
"Pardon me, is there a poop seat I can use?"

"The house has four bedrooms and two and half poop seats."

"Does anyone have to use the poop seat before we leave?"
by Jamie Panda July 21, 2006
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The poop sweats

When your lower belly aches, you feel a sudden hot rush to your butthole but can't get to the shitter anytime soon. The sweats kick in and you're forced to wait in pure agony until the feeling passes.
Man, that mexican from last night really gave me the poop sweats.
by Bjakeolsaari95 May 7, 2020
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