6 definitions by theoxfordcomma
When a person wakes up in the morning, feels well rested, yet goes back to sleep anyways because sleeping is amazing.
- Hey where's Sara? Isn't she meeting us for breakfast?
- No, she's a total sleep glutton, she won't be up for hours.
- No, she's a total sleep glutton, she won't be up for hours.
by theoxfordcomma September 1, 2012
The result of a man ejaculating into a woman’s vagina when she’s on her period and has a yeast infection.
- Hey, since I just raw dogged you on your period, does that mean we made a strawberry milkshake?
- Close! It’s strawberry yogurt cause I got a yeast infection too.
- That’s nasty
- Close! It’s strawberry yogurt cause I got a yeast infection too.
- That’s nasty
by theoxfordcomma October 10, 2018
The act of unknowingly walking behind someone who is cropdusting such nasty fumes that your eyes begin to water.
by theoxfordcomma July 29, 2013
Plural noun:
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session
2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody
3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos
4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session
2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody
3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos
4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure
1. We need to pull over, Carol - I’m getting the poop sweats and it’s not gonna be pretty
2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now
3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash
4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats
2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now
3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash
4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats
by theoxfordcomma October 15, 2018
by theoxfordcomma August 6, 2013
The excess abdominal fat stored by a person whose financial and transportation situation induces them to subsist primarily off of convenience store snacks.
Nick acquired a 7-Eleven Gut after a semester of living next to a convenience store and working minimum wage.
by theoxfordcomma November 25, 2013