poop sandwiches

n. Meal(s) composed of the a sustanant portion of animal feces pressed betwixt two slices of Wonder Bread.

Al's Deli makes the best poop sandwiches this side o' the Mississippi.

by Cortney August 13, 2003

poop sandwiches

Fictional item by which someone would become full of shit. Origin: early 90's philadelphia~mike sadowski

Billy must have been eating poop sandwiches all day, damn he's full of shit!

by bobby steel March 17, 2003

poop sandwich

a delightful midafternoon snack in which excrements are spread between two oven-toasted buns and topped with a green olive and a "homemade cream sauce"

No one can make a poop sandwich like I can!

by Danny B September 7, 2003

cat poop sandwich

First you get cat - then you get some poop. Two pieces of bread - and ice cream scoop. Put the bread on down and then the cat - add two scoops of poop...how ‘bout that. You got a cat poop sandwich. -Jason Adam, 2017

Barry: the water heater broke and a pipe burst, flooded the whole basement!
Harriet: man...cat poop sandwich

by JasonAdam January 20, 2018

Poop-Sandwiching

The act of hard greifing and demolishing ones opponents in Rocket League

These people are poop-sandwiching

by MrPoopyButholeFartsAlot January 2, 2021

poop sandwich

The term "poop sandwch" was taken from the line made famous by Kevin Burrows in the late 1970's. The term refers to a life filled with hard times.

Kevin Said, "Life is a poop sandwich and every day is another bite."

by Fellow Shrew May 12, 2008

Poop sandwich

When you wake up in the morning, hungover as f*ck, feeling like hell, and not even Chipotle can make it better. You probably had 10 shots, 3 long islands, 2 beer bongs, a Miller Lite you found on the sidewalk, an original Four Loko you've had stashed in your closet since College, a red bull, a tray of motzerella sticks, an entire large pizza that you dropped cheese-side down on your floor with ranch that's been sitting out since last week, and a few of those stray Jell-O shots that are in the drawer in your fridge that everyone always forgets about. You are a deluxe poop sandwich with a side of fries, my friend.

Courtney: "let's get Chipotle"
Emily: "I'm way too much of a poop sandwich to do anything today."

by DJhousekitty July 1, 2015