poop sandwiches
n. Meal(s) composed of the a sustanant portion of animal feces pressed betwixt two slices of Wonder Bread.
poop sandwiches by Cortney August 13, 2003
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poop sandwiches
Fictional item by which someone would become full of shit. Origin: early 90's philadelphia~mike sadowski
poop sandwiches by bobby steel March 17, 2003
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poop sandwich
a delightful midafternoon snack in which excrements are spread between two oven-toasted buns and topped with a green olive and a "homemade cream sauce"
poop sandwich by Danny B September 7, 2003
cat poop sandwich
First you get cat - then you get some poop. Two pieces of bread - and ice cream scoop. Put the bread on down and then the cat - add two scoops of poop...how ‘bout that. You got a cat poop sandwich. -Jason Adam, 2017
Barry: the water heater broke and a pipe burst, flooded the whole basement!
Harriet: man...cat poop sandwich
Harriet: man...cat poop sandwich
cat poop sandwich by JasonAdam January 20, 2018
Poop-Sandwiching
Poop-Sandwiching by MrPoopyButholeFartsAlot January 2, 2021
poop sandwich
The term "poop sandwch" was taken from the line made famous by Kevin Burrows in the late 1970's. The term refers to a life filled with hard times.
poop sandwich by Fellow Shrew May 12, 2008
Poop sandwich
When you wake up in the morning, hungover as f*ck, feeling like hell, and not even Chipotle can make it better. You probably had 10 shots, 3 long islands, 2 beer bongs, a Miller Lite you found on the sidewalk, an original Four Loko you've had stashed in your closet since College, a red bull, a tray of motzerella sticks, an entire large pizza that you dropped cheese-side down on your floor with ranch that's been sitting out since last week, and a few of those stray Jell-O shots that are in the drawer in your fridge that everyone always forgets about. You are a deluxe poop sandwich with a side of fries, my friend.
Poop sandwich by DJhousekitty July 1, 2015
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