3 definitions by DJhousekitty

Poop sandwich

When you wake up in the morning, hungover as f*ck, feeling like hell, and not even Chipotle can make it better. You probably had 10 shots, 3 long islands, 2 beer bongs, a Miller Lite you found on the sidewalk, an original Four Loko you've had stashed in your closet since College, a red bull, a tray of motzerella sticks, an entire large pizza that you dropped cheese-side down on your floor with ranch that's been sitting out since last week, and a few of those stray Jell-O shots that are in the drawer in your fridge that everyone always forgets about. You are a deluxe poop sandwich with a side of fries, my friend.

Courtney: "let's get Chipotle"
Emily: "I'm way too much of a poop sandwich to do anything today."

by DJhousekitty June 23, 2015

slay peen

When you go out with your girls on the weekend and try to talk to and hook up with as many men as humanly possible.

"Yo Kelsey and Nicole, you wanna go to Brew Pub and slay peen?"
"Well of course, we would love to participate in the slaying of the peen, I'm wearing my cropped top and body necklace, it just screams 'I want to slay the peen' "

by DJhousekitty February 14, 2015

wiggly noodle

When you are so drunk that the only thing you can do is lay on the floor and wiggle around joyfully.

Is that Kelsey over there laying on the kitchen floor?

"I'm a noodle! I'm a noodle! I'm a wiggly noodle !"

by DJhousekitty February 15, 2015