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poop on d by holidayincambodia January 5, 2008
I'd poop on that.
I'd poop on that. by JefferyAdams March 6, 2011
I'd poop on it
When you see a girl who you are attracted to, and you say "I'd poop on it", you are saying "it" referring to her as a sexual item, rather than person, and that if you were to be given the opportunity to have sex with her, and she was into strange things like being pooped on, that she is so hot you would do it.
I'd poop on it by 253206425 October 9, 2012
Poop on my little Dog
When u bored and u just gotta go. Okay, first of all tell me why you searched this? Are you extremly lonely and bored like just why.
Poop on my little Dog by poop guy 2345 February 22, 2021
The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time
When you go to poop during a shift instead of on your break, so you are essentially being paid to poop instead of doing your job. An act of rebelling against the corporate assholes who make 100x what you do, but still pay you pennies.
Manager "Where are you going?"
Employee "To the toilet"
Manager "You should wait until your break"
Employee "The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time"
Manager "Fair enough"
Employee "To the toilet"
Manager "You should wait until your break"
Employee "The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time"
Manager "Fair enough"
dung beetle on top of the poop
An unwanted or degrading feature that worsens an already unfavorable situation, highlighting its baseness or unpleasantness.
dung beetle on top of the poop by BHARAT_THE_GREAT June 23, 2025
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