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The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time
When you go to poop during a shift instead of on your break, so you are essentially being paid to poop instead of doing your job. An act of rebelling against the corporate assholes who make 100x what you do, but still pay you pennies.
Manager "Where are you going?"
Employee "To the toilet"
Manager "You should wait until your break"
Employee "The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time"
Manager "Fair enough"
Employee "To the toilet"
Manager "You should wait until your break"
Employee "The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time"
Manager "Fair enough"
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What you type during EXTREME BOREDOM. You type all keys vertically, then while pressing shift. This is only done after every other combination is tried. How long have you been doing this? What are you doing? Are you in class, or at work. Think about what you are doing, wasting your time on urban dictionary/google? Typing random things into the keyboard? Is that really a good use of your time? YES!!! kwteygfksagdfkjhGLIWEUGFLQIWYE4PIU23QP48R73PFUBPYGP*&gp*q&pUiyuagefpirugap9834p9384 !!!!