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Poop Job 

When she goes poo poo on your wee wee
Guy 1: bro she gave me a poop job at lunch today
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it
Poop Job by Dr Poop, M.D September 7, 2019
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poop job 

when a girl forces a guy to poop in her mouth, then demands to give the guy head with her poop-filled mouth. normal men will object, but special men will allow this action to occur.
bill was aroused when he heard of his girlfriend's poop job fetish.
poop job by adam simoneau December 14, 2004

poop job 

when someone eats the feces of their partner
I did a good poop job
poop job by sploogeleakage October 24, 2023

Poop dick blow-job 

After anal sex, a blow-job is given.
Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!
Poop dick blow-job by chilifest March 12, 2009

reverse poopjob 

Another word for anal sex, according to Andrew Biersack and Matt Good.
Matt Good: You know, getting buttfucked wouldn't be that bad for getting a bat belt. It's like ten minutes of weird pain.. like backwards poop.. and then.. and then you have a sweet bat belt forever you can climb buildings, you can throw grenades at people..

Andrew Biersack: Is getting buttfucked like backwards poop? Write it. Matt Good thinks being buttfucked is like a reverse poopjob.
Recieving oral sex while taking a shit.
Henriette gave me the best poopjob last night.
poopjob by poo90 October 22, 2008

Bavarian poopjob 

The act of anal without emptying the bowels beforehand so that feces gets on the cock and then using said feces as lubricant for a handjob.
Stacy and I got freaky last night, so freaky that she finally gave me a bavarian poopjob.
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