poop crust 

the crusty crap left on ur butt after u take a poo and dont wipe good

aww man i didnt wipe good and now i have poop crust in my cheeks

poop crust by Buttcheeseeater February 27, 2018

poop crusties

Crust and stains left in a toilet after flushing. They resemble wet bread bits.

Oh you crackhead, you left poop crusties in the can.

poop crusties by SPLOOGERIFIC April 24, 2006

poop crusties

Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.

Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.

"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"

"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."

This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.

poop crusties by Shouse March 19, 2008

crusty poop 

Dried up poop particulates on butt hairs.. I.E butt crust, poopy hair

Mike went to the bathroom, didn't wipe all the way and got crusty poop butt.

crusty poop by Disel2013 March 26, 2017

Poopcrastination 

Whenever you go to take a dump and stay there playing pokemon or reading whatever hours after you finish.

Guy 1:I went to poop and finished The Odyssey by Homer.
Guy2: That's some serious poopcrastination right there!

Poopcrastination by sefauif May 21, 2010

Poopcrastinate 

{poop-kras-tuh-neyt}
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.

Shut up, Man! Can't you see I wasn't able to poop long enough to poopcrastinate my problems away? Now I need to procrastinate by pontificating on the topic of poopcrastination!"

Poopcrastinate by I did this. March 2, 2018

Poopcrastinate 

When you are doing work/homework and you go to the bathroom for a really long time to procrastinate on your work.

Mom: "What are you doing! Your supposed to be doing homework"
Me: "I'm in the bathroom!"
Mom: "Oh, stop, don't poopcrastinate."

Poopcrastinate by MeredithBVB December 15, 2012