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Poopscaping 

Poopscaping is improving a turd by alternating the existing design by molding and crapping the turd.
"Are you into the poopscaping business yet John?"
"What the hell, why is my shit all fancy looking, did you hire the poopscaping team?"
"I was hired for the poopscaping project over in Turdfield!"
"I turned left on country road 106 and saw a bunch of idiots poopscaping turdfield!"
Poopscaping by P00-Poo P33-Pee July 13, 2017
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poonscaping

Originated at the horse
It is the process of trimming you're beaver / vagina hair
Michelle has a very nice beaver because she has been doing some Poonscaping
poonscaping by SainaZoomzoom February 29, 2016

pornscaping 

trimming your pubes while watching porn.
Jim was pornscaping before his big date
pornscaping by dpt541 March 13, 2015

poonscoping 

Looking at girls to find a potential sex partner.
We were poonscoping at the mall last week, there were some hot chicks... wanna come poonscope today?
poonscoping by nuglifee April 16, 2010
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