poonino
poonino by Sexy MILF hunter April 14, 2009
Words you can keep
poonono
poonono by Peter Pan47547 May 27, 2008
Related Words
poonino • pooning • poonicorn • poonin • Pooning Out • Poohnino • poonano • pooninator • Poonin' For A Ride • Pooningly
Poonicorn
I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.
"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"
Poonicorn by King Benny February 25, 2009
Poonin' For A Ride
When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
Poonin' For A Ride by Scrappy SamCat October 15, 2011
poonivorous
person 1:"what the fuck? why is your dog is trying to eat my vagina?"
person 2:"chill, hes just poonivorous"
person 2:"chill, hes just poonivorous"
poonivorous by LittleBigMan January 27, 2008
Pooning
The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.
Pooning by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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