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poonino by Sexy MILF hunter April 14, 2009
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Poonicorn
I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.
"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"
Poonicorn by King Benny February 25, 2009
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Poonin' For A Ride
When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
Poonin' For A Ride by Scrappy SamCat October 15, 2011
poonivorous
person 1:"what the fuck? why is your dog is trying to eat my vagina?"
person 2:"chill, hes just poonivorous"
person 2:"chill, hes just poonivorous"
poonivorous by LittleBigMan January 27, 2008
Pooning
The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.
Pooning by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014