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poonga

Malayalam word for schlong aka Penis.
"Man George look at Blakes wicked poonga."
by Gundaboyz69 May 2, 2016
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Poonaner Jones

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.
by Hey Dood April 17, 2013
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poonami

poo-nah-mee NOUN

1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).

2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.

Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).
1. (splash) "Whoa... poonami!"

2. "Poonami alert - do NOT go in there!"
by canoebrain November 9, 2012
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Poonam

The most beautiful someone could look without even the slightest of the makeup.
OMG! The girl sitting in Cafe Zinea was such a Poonam! I couldn't take my eyes off her.

That girl is so Poonam! I wish I could have her in my life.
by Lambuu March 30, 2020
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Poonanners

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States
Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.
by PooterScoots November 8, 2018
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Armani poonani

n. Designer vagina, as a result of plastic labial surgery.
- My minge is well slack.
- You better get an Armani poonani like Posh.
by markyspeaks April 18, 2005
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pongala

The act of mass trolling in the comment box of a celebrity or an organisation's social media page as an act of protest or for fun.
Kerala cyber bullies did pongala in BBC official facebook page after it aired an allegedly defaming program about the state.
by Thunchath Ezhuthachan November 19, 2017
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