Poondozer

A person who watches so much porn that they fall asleep, then their parents or spouse finds out.

Jake: Jeffrey is such a poondozer that his mom walked in on him with his hand around his cock, iPod in hand and fast asleep.
Erik: I know, he gets like 3 texts from bedoink every minute...

by Kru5ty 5p00n5 June 28, 2015

poondyker

a lesbian that vigorously enjoys vagina

dustin:Dood, Tiffany is such a POONDYKER.
johnnycramp:Koo

by jamie bojangles November 9, 2008

poonoser

A person from New Brunswick. The term derives from the word Bluenoser, which is a person who lives across the border in Nova Scotian. Poonoser mocks their belief and riteous attitude that they are that much better than their neighbouring province.

Hey, did u see that jerk Norm from New Brunswick? What a Poonoser.

by Nova Scotian November 2, 2012

poondyker

a lesbian that vigorously enjoys vagina

dustin:Dood, Tiffany is such a POONDYKER.
johnnycramp:Koo

by jamie bojangles October 29, 2006

Poonder

To ponder over something while you poo on the toilet

I was poondering that problem this morning and inspiration struck!

by buriedinsnow December 9, 2010

The poopdozer

When you pee in your poop to make a slimy silky slop and wipe it all over your body and then steamroller your girlfriend while she is menstruating and then you fart.

OMG I just smoked sara with THE POOPDOZER!!! SMOKED!!!!

by old horny guy February 21, 2007

Poondering

Pondering about poon because you can't get any.

Thomas and Andrew are always poondering. Maybe they should just hook up with eachother.

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015