Poonicker

A person who believes everything he hears about the coronavirus, going as far as saying things like "We're all gonna die!".

Essentially a huge germaphobe, antisocial, anxiety-inducing guy who watches CNN. Not a fun guy to be around.

(If he will even let you be near him)

Named after the Doomer series of how 4chan names things.

Over the internet
Poonicker: There are 3687876 confirmed cases in my state! STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES NOW!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

Guy: Fuck sakes dude you're such a poonicker.

by deezy_one April 5, 2020

poondyker

a lesbian that vigorously enjoys vagina

dustin:Dood, Tiffany is such a POONDYKER.
johnnycramp:Koo

by jamie bojangles November 9, 2008

pooplicker

likes to eat shit out of buttholes. enjoys the taste.

no! you nasty pooplicker!

by m!$$fr3$h March 1, 2011

pooknocker

noun. Like a fartknocker; Old English, no longer used in contemporary language.

"Thy pooknocker, hath thou not seen?"

by Morgan Billy Bob Joe October 21, 2003

pooniverous

A person who just can't get enuff poon and gotta keep eating it like meat

Michael is one pooniverous bastard

by Golden handed pimp May 21, 2003

Poonicorn

I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.

"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"

by King Benny February 25, 2009

Snow Panicker

A wussy who freaks out at even so much as a quarter-inch of snow.
Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.

Boss: Where's Bob?

Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad.

Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there!

Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.

by Kalisiin January 9, 2011