Poondering 

Pondering about poon because you can't get any.

Thomas and Andrew are always poondering. Maybe they should just hook up with eachother.

Poondering by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

The Pendering

Term that the readers of the Archie's Sonic The Hedgehog comic use to refer to the lawsuit between Archie Comics and the former writer Ken Penders, who copyrighted all his original characters from the comic. The lawsuit resulted in the removal of a large chunk of characters and back story from the comic, which leaded to a reboot. More specifically, the removal all the original characters and stories not created by the current head writer Ian Flynn.

Q: "What happened to Knuckles' family and all the other echidnas?"
A: "The Pendering happened."

The Pendering by Sunwalker May 17, 2014

Dick pandering 

A woman or man who agrees with anything a man says just to feel accepted or wanted. A person who will double cross you for some dick. A thirsty individual who uses social media to look for dick.

Some women join social media groups just to start dick pandering

Dick pandering by Danidiva78 January 6, 2017

pondering

To think about (something) carefully, especially before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.

"I'm pondering about what clothes to wear for the occasion"

pondering by Ponder land. December 1, 2013

Pondering Orb

To ponder a round blue ball

Person 1: I'm coming over you better not be pondering your orb
Person 2: *pondering orb*

Pondering Orb by ohwellyknow123 November 29, 2021

Pandering 

A manipulative device used by politicians to agree and support the popular view of a particular group or groups of people in order secure their vote. Although the philosophy or interest of this particular politician is not necessarily in tune with that particular group, he or she will appear as though he or she agrees with a particular group, particularly during the election season, in order to win his/her sear.

The interest of particular groups may be somewhat farfetched, including creating Utopia's for them to live in or to achieve the so called "rainbows" and "butterflies" they so want to have. But, if that is what the educated politician has to agree with in order to win on election day, then he/she will do it.

Gullible Citizen: I want the government to help us pay our mortgages, pay for our kids to go to college, and help pay our utility bills.

Politician's mind: This may be pure pandering because there is NO way the government should or can take care of any of those requests; but, i guess I'll have to say "sure thing".

Pandering by Concerned individual August 1, 2012

Poop Plundering

There has to be 2 people present in this act. Both he/she butt holes need to be touching each other. butt hole to butt hole.Then both individuals need to shit at the same time, making 2 poops become 1 poop.

One time I ate peanuts before poop plundering and made a nutty mess.

After a long day of poop plundering, Danny and Scott's bum holes were sore.

Poop Plundering by HYM3N_DESTR0R February 4, 2014