poonchang
Chinese pussy; like poontang but with the not so clever substitution of the common Chinese surname Chang.
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Poontang Boomerang
Poontang Boomerang by I Love Steel Panther April 8, 2020
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Poontangarang
Poontangarang by Gary Hess October 29, 2011
poontang conversion
noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.
I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!
Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.
He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.
Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.
He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.
poontang conversion by B.o.G. (Boy of God) August 3, 2010
Poon Chang
1. hot asian girl, usually that one would like to hit.
2. asians having sex, usually the girl is HOTTT.
2. asians having sex, usually the girl is HOTTT.
1. look at that hot Poon Chang! i would HIT THAT SO HARD
2. wow, that Poon Chang porn was frkn leetsauce.
2. wow, that Poon Chang porn was frkn leetsauce.
Poon Chang by 1ftphallus May 25, 2009
Poontang Boomerang
When someone you have had sex with in the past shows up or are friends with someone you want to have sex with in the future, they are a poontang boomerang.
"Dude! I went to a party with my new girl , and her skank friend showed up that I was down and dirty with the night before! That girl is a poontang boomerang !"
Poontang Boomerang by kimt205 May 27, 2012
Baby Pooching Machine
Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.
Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.
Baby Pooching Machine by 00NKB6211289 April 17, 2009
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