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Poontang Boomerang 

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it
No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!

Poontangarang 

Pussy that keeps coming back no matter the circumstances.
Hilary new that Bill had cheated on her but like a "Poontangarang" she put out anyway.
Poontangarang by Gary Hess October 29, 2011

poontang conversion 

noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.
I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!

Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.

He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.

Poon Chang 

1. hot asian girl, usually that one would like to hit.
2. asians having sex, usually the girl is HOTTT.
1. look at that hot Poon Chang! i would HIT THAT SO HARD
2. wow, that Poon Chang porn was frkn leetsauce.
Poon Chang by 1ftphallus May 25, 2009

Poontang Boomerang 

When someone you have had sex with in the past shows up or are friends with someone you want to have sex with in the future, they are a poontang boomerang.
"Dude! I went to a party with my new girl , and her skank friend showed up that I was down and dirty with the night before! That girl is a poontang boomerang !"

Baby Pooching Machine 

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.
Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.