poonbooking

On Facebook: Searching for or looking at hot girls photos for sexual excitement, whether you know them or not.

Whats the girls name you hooked up with? im poonbooking for her right now...

by nuglifee May 18, 2010

poobooking

Poobooking is the act of checking Facebook while you are sitting on the toilet taking a poo.

"What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you poobooking again?"

by KcirtapS March 8, 2015

Poopbooking

Using facebook on your laptop or cellular phone while you take a poop

I sat on the toilet the other day and did some poopbooking.

by johnpraterrrr October 19, 2009

phonebooking

The art or practice of throwing stolen phonebook(s) at an unsuspecting bystander, usually done from within a moving vehicle at night. The phonebook does not have to hit the victim nor skim them, but merely be projected in their generally direction. The launch is then often followed by a tagline such as "Jigga What!" The target is usually left speechless, and before they can even begin to process the event, the vehicle is out of sight. Going around for multiple hits on a single target is optional.

"We went phonebooking last night."

"And then a fuckin PHONEBOOK flies out of nowhere, hits me in the chest, and they dissapear while shouting 'HOW DA YA LIKE THAT?' ... I have no idea who the hell they even were."

by thetonio September 30, 2006

Poopbooking

To check Facebook on ones laptop or mobile device during the process of defecation. May result in abruptly ended facebook chats when defecation is complete.

"Poopbooking her boyfriend, the girl poked him before logging off to wipe"

"I felt a bowel movement coming on, so I grabbed my laptop and headed to the bathroom for a poopbook session"

by xxxxxxAustinxxxxxx March 26, 2011

phonebooking

The act of beating a person repeatedly with one or more phonebooks. Originally intended to prove that any noun can be made into a verb.

"Where's that short guy with glasses, I just got the new yellow pages and I'm up for some serious phonebooking."

by deeceeo October 14, 2004

Poondocking

When you sign up on a dating site for the soul purpose of finding a woman with land so you have a place to park your RV.

Joe’s been Poondocking on Sarah’s land since rent went up at “Happy Trails RV Park”.

by Spilltheteaintherv July 9, 2023