poobooking

Poobooking is the act of checking Facebook while you are sitting on the toilet taking a poo.

"What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you poobooking again?"

by KcirtapS March 8, 2015

Poopbooking

Using facebook on your laptop or cellular phone while you take a poop

I sat on the toilet the other day and did some poopbooking.

by johnpraterrrr October 19, 2009

Poopbooking

To check Facebook on ones laptop or mobile device during the process of defecation. May result in abruptly ended facebook chats when defecation is complete.

"Poopbooking her boyfriend, the girl poked him before logging off to wipe"

"I felt a bowel movement coming on, so I grabbed my laptop and headed to the bathroom for a poopbook session"

by xxxxxxAustinxxxxxx March 26, 2011

poonbooking

On Facebook: Searching for or looking at hot girls photos for sexual excitement, whether you know them or not.

Whats the girls name you hooked up with? im poonbooking for her right now...

by nuglifee May 18, 2010

poopbooking

aka. Facecrapping- the act of checking your Facebook while you are using the bathroom

I nearly dropped a premature deuce when I saw what she posted while I was poopbooking.

Dude 1: Come on man, you've been in there forever! What are you doing?

Dude 2: Leave me alone! I'm Facecrapping!

by pseudonym1111* October 5, 2010

Poopbookin

The act of social networking (primarily Facebook) while shitting.

Man, I was so bored at work the other day that I not only took a paid shit vaction. There I was poopbookin for like 30 min.

by binx12512 December 30, 2010

poobloving

To fill the icetray.

I can't go out tonight I'll be poobloving

by cheftris January 27, 2022