poolsville 

A place in Montgomery County, Maryland where all the hicks live

Hick: Hey man, I live in poolsville!
Me: I'm sorry.

poolsville by Attaq January 16, 2004

Downtown Coolsville 

A place where cool kids and people with light up Skechers live.

Guy: Nice Skechers bro!
Other guy: Welcome to Downtown Coolsville

Downtown Coolsville by people eat ice cream January 5, 2021

poolesville 

A town in MoCo

A town so small, it is encompassed by the school zone of the High School.

Known as the Boondocks, perhaps the only boondocks where the houses go for upwards of close to a million

homocide rate of 1 (though we do have a crackhouse, now!)

Home of the Falcons, a mascot change severely contended by the rednecks who insist on wearing their old indians attire.

Still celebrates Poolesville day, a huge oart of the southern MD campaign trail

When, during Homecoming spirit week, there is a country western day, nothing in the school looks different

A very white school, but home to many racialy confused rich white kids

The football team is finally winning

The floors of the high school are made of asbestos. the ceilings are made of mold, the water of lead.

There is no swimming pool, basement, or calculus light at pville, no matter what Mr. Doherty tells you.

Everybody understands what "Jesus wouldve done his identities" means, as well as "factor factor factor!"

Jack Diamond's kids go to Pville

Home to Markoff's haunted forest, the ninth scariest haunted house in the US, according to AOL

"I was driving past the corn field today-" "which one?"

Nobody else has a clue what the hell a Selby's is

So I was driving through Poolesville today. It took me five minutes.

poolesville by LizPip November 3, 2006

Pottsville Grazer 

The act of sitting between another's legs while they're on the toilet and taking a shit, allowing the shit to graze the inside of their legs during it's decent into the bowl.

Ben was dying to drop an AGB when Maddy was on the crapper, when desperation set in he cut his losses and performed a Pottsville Grazer. They never spoke again.

Pottsville Grazer by Bertie von Wrinklestain February 9, 2012

Pottsville

The only city in Schuylkill County, PA. Home of yuengling's brewery and birthplace of John O'Hara. Also... a shit-hole of a town where there is nothing to do all day or night except get shit-faced or hang out at dunkin'.

"Let's go to Pottsville and hang at dunkin'. Later we'll drink some Pottsville Piss Water and get shit-faced."

Pottsville by greg340doerd April 11, 2009

Pottsville

A small city in east central Pennsylvania 90 miles northwest of Philadelphia 50 miles north of Harrisburg 35 miles north of Reading and 40 miles south of Wilkes- Barre. Pottsville is the county seat of Schuylkill County. Pottsville was founded in 1806 and boomed in population in the mid 1800's through 1930's due to the Anthracite coal mining in its immediate vicinity. Pottsville is most known for being home to Yuengling, America's oldest brewery and the Pottsville Maroons, an NFL football team who won the 1925 world championship only to lose it a few days later due to a still disputed franchise infringement.
Historians also note Pottsville for it's role in the Molly Macguires legend. During the mid to late 1800's a group of irish coal miners began revolting against their bosses often engaging in terrorism. Six of the Molly Macguires were convicted of murder and hanged in the yards of the Schuylkill County Prison, in Pottsville.

Pottsville is where I grew up.

Pottsville by Tool133 December 29, 2008

Pottsville

A piece-of-shit town nestled in the Appalachian Mountains. Once a bustling city built on the fortune of coal, the place is now a shithole with only open strip mine pits and orange creeks to serve as a reminder of its former glory. Most of the residents (and residents of the neighboring towns for that matter, known collectively as "Skooks") are poor, broke rednecks, missing half their teeth from an addiction to chewing tobacco. There is absolutely nothing to do for miles around except take a keg of Yuengling into the backwoods and throw a bush party.

"Yo der bot, can I get a dip der bot?" -typical Pottsville resident

Pottsville by rdocuck April 30, 2013