Coolsville 

A fictional place coined by singer/songwriter Rickie Lee Jones in 1979. Coolsville is largely populated with colorful characters both hopeless and hopeful, the disenfranchised, the down-and-out, hipsters, bohemians, junkies, artists, and what not. Coolsville is a place of hard redemption. It can also be used as an adjective and verb.

"The real thing come and the real thing go/The real thing is back in town/Ask me if you want to know the way to Coolsville." - Rickie Lee Jones

Coolsville by Gskala01 June 27, 2006

Coolsville 

Where Mystery inc. lives

I THINK COOLSVILLE SUCKS! -Fred

Coolsville by Outbreakkkkkk December 14, 2018

coolsville 

Basically an even cooler way to say "cool." Can also refer to a place, be a conversation urger, or something to say when you have no idea what the other person is talking about. May have originated around the '50s, brought back by the movie Ghost World.

girl1: 8 mile is such an awesome movie!
boy1: yeah, coolsville.

boy2: Wanna go to the bowling alley tonight?
girl2: that place is coolsville!

teacher: we're going take the heterozygus allel for constricted pods and the homozygous allel for white seed color. aren't genetics fun?!?
guy3: coolsville.

coolsville by gimmieyertots March 7, 2005

Coolsville Sucks 

Verb. To have one's words be used out of context for devious or unjust purposes. Often a practice of biased media sources, pundits, podcast hosts, etc.

Originated from the Cultural Masterpiece of Film titled "Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed"

Fred Jones: "No! Hey, you're doing that thing again where you take everything I say out of context! You're trying to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks! No! Don't record that!"

Heather Jasper Howe (Later that Evening in a News Broadcast): All Fred Jones had to say was:

"I think Coolsville sucks!"

Coolsville Sucks by S. Strides May 18, 2024

Downtown Coolsville 

A place where cool kids and people with light up Skechers live.

Guy: Nice Skechers bro!
Other guy: Welcome to Downtown Coolsville

Downtown Coolsville by people eat ice cream January 5, 2021

To Pull a Colville 

(Verb) To have a sexual relationship with a student of yours when they are underage.

I think Mr. Tulppo is trying To Pull a Colville with me.

To Pull a Colville by PabloEscabarro October 26, 2018

Cooksville 

A trashy, dusty and dirty neighbourhood in Mississauga ( City in The Greater Toronto Area). Home of the trashy 5&10. Also home of the Tim Horton's where the crack heads hang out. Also where majority of the homeless people try scamming you. This also explains why its home to Mississauga's Muslim and Black community.

Person #1: What neighbourhood are you from sir?
Person #2: Wha? Oh yeah, manz from Cooksville styll. Get 2 no da block my G.

Cooksville by Literate Being November 2, 2016