When the waiting times proposed by profit-driven pharmaceutical companies and oft-morally bankrupt politicians for someone to receive their subsequent jabs in the aftermath of more infectious or transmissible corona variants seem to follow a Poisson distribution—the waiting time between two adjacent jabs gets shorter for subsequent booster shots.

Governments and drugs companies in the developed world couldn’t care less of short- and long-term side effects as a result of the Poisson vaccination of their citizens to “protect” them against the corona variants.

Poisson Vaccination by Covido December 28, 2021

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Pooss

The act of pooping and pissing simultaneously.

After hours of holding it in at a party I couldn't take it any longer, I went to the restroom and began poossing.

I was so drunk I poossed my pants!

Is there a bathroom? I need to pooss.

Pooss by Cli_torres February 3, 2010

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