pooiss

taking a poo while simultaneously taking a piss. "Pooiss" is the combination of both words.

Yesterday, i saved so much time on the shitter, i was pooissing, it saved me 37 seconds. Yes!

by loadednine November 23, 2006

Pooass

When you take a shit in your girl/guys ass and you rub it around as lotion

I preformed pooass last night in the bedroom.

by 69 Ass May 21, 2020

Poopssy

When a girl poops and wipes from back to front and gets poop all in her pussy.

that girls mother never taught her how to wipe, everytime she wipes she does a poopssy.

by MelikaAlika December 11, 2009

pooass

a national agreement among men

'POOASS' Agreed

by penislover69 February 7, 2022

poossy

A smelly vagina.

"I won't eat her out; I heard she's got a poossy."

by Angelo Daniels December 20, 2008

Poisson Vaccination

When the waiting times proposed by profit-driven pharmaceutical companies and oft-morally bankrupt politicians for someone to receive their subsequent jabs in the aftermath of more infectious or transmissible corona variants seem to follow a Poisson distribution—the waiting time between two adjacent jabs gets shorter for subsequent booster shots.

Governments and drugs companies in the developed world couldn’t care less of short- and long-term side effects as a result of the Poisson vaccination of their citizens to “protect” them against the corona variants.

by Covido December 28, 2021

Pooss

The act of pooping and pissing simultaneously.

After hours of holding it in at a party I couldn't take it any longer, I went to the restroom and began poossing.

I was so drunk I poossed my pants!

Is there a bathroom? I need to pooss.

by Cli_torres February 3, 2010